Tuff Puppy When Can I See You Again

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Published: Sep 5, 2011

Literature Text

*fade into to the next scene*

After those commercials, Dudley was at TUFF HQ going through a few tests.
"So, Keswick, what was that you said about Agent Puppy again?" the Chief asked.
"Ooh! Does this mean I get to sing, Chief? Because I has hoping I'd get to," Keswick asked.
"Sure. Knock yourself out," the Chief answered.
"Here goes," said Keswick.

Song: The Perfect Dog
Genre: Scientific future pop
Montage: Keswick sings about Dudley's canine qualities

Keswick: Well, from what I can tell
He is a dog and not a guppy
It says here that
His name is Dudley Puppy

He's a pure-bred mutt
A spin on every breed
He has a rottweiler's ferocity
And a collie's lightning speed

He can sniff as good as a bloodhound
He's got the ears of a Scottish terrier
And there's even a chihuahua's tail
On his visible darriere

The courage of a German shepherd
And a beagle's lovely fur coat
And for some reason
He's even got a blend of billy goat
(Dudley bleats)
The Chief: A blend of billy goat?
Keswick: Yeah, I'm not sure why either.

And that's what I see in him
I see it in the blog
That's all I can find out about
This strange yet fascinating dog

*end song*

"What do you think?" Keswick asked.
"Not bad. Not my favorite, though," said the Chief.
Dudley held out a TUFF blaster and said,
"I think I can handle this thing now." Then he started blasting shots and shouted, "NO I CAN'T!"
He then hit a TUFF Agent with every shot.
"Sorry. I'm still working on it," he apologized.
"Every shot hit on target! No wonder we have him on our side," said the Chief.
"I still wonder why," said Keswick.
Dudley was chasing his own tail and said,
"I just can't get that thing. Oh wait. It's just my tail."
"You worry too much, Keswick," said the Chief.

Kitty was training in the dojo.
"Are you nuts?" she asked.
"No, look over and you'll see Agent Nutz,' said Keswick.
Agent Nutz was over to the side with his nuts. This made the Chief sing a song.

Song: Agent Nutz
Genre: Country Rock
Montage: Agent Nutz goes crazy.

Lyrics

The Chief: Well, he's a squirrelly little fella
Who likes to appear from time to time
He's not much there
But there's a time where
He does more than just fight crime

He's just there for a visual gag
He appears for no reason
He just grabs his blaster and blasts random stuff
And that's what he did all season

We call him Agent Nutz
Because he's just plain nuts
Agent Nutz: No ifs, ands, or butts

I don't know what sets him off
Agent Nutz: I dunno
Is he upset about a girl?
Agent Nutz: No
It's anyone's guess
Cause he's not the best
Character in the world
Agent Nutz: DON'T JUDGE ME!

He's helpful to TUFF
But also harmful when he just acts wild
There's never a time for him to relax
And just act so mild

He's the one and only Agent Nutz
The guy is just simply nuts
Agent Nutz: I'm not much around
I hang in the background
I'm not much help

Agent Nutz: Though I wish I had more appearances.

*end song*

"So, anyway, I'm the Chief, and you and Dudley are gonna get the Kruger Rat back...again," said the Chief.
"Okay, instead of a cape, how about a suit of armor? Like the Iron Mutt one? Only I won't get so cocky with it," Dudley

suggested. He bopped a training dummy and it bopped him back with a tilt.
"No capes, no armor, nothing like that," said Kitty.
"Well, SOME kind of special outfit. I think I'm the only one who sees it as casual day everyday," said Dudley.
"We don't have a dress code in specific. Remember?" Kitty asked.
"I remember how your breath still stinks a bit," said Dudley.
Kitty then slapped him.
"Have you forgotten he's part Chinese fighting dog?" Keswick warned Kitty.
"Oolong tea!" said Dudley. He flicked Kitty in the nose. "Moo Goo Gai Pan!"
They had their little slap fight until the chief broke it up.
"Okay, that's enough," he said. "Snaptrap's escape pod landed at the harbor near Petropolis Bay. You two need to get the

Kruger Rat back and stop Snaptrap before the moon shines! It ain't gonna be pretty!"
This started a smoother and slower song.

Song: In The Name Of TUFF
Genre: Rhythm and Blues
Montage: Dudley and Kitty vow to save the day.

Lyrics

Dudley: In The name Of TUFF
We'll protect our home
And bring justice forth

Kitty: Whatever threat arrives
We know we can take it on
Whether it be south or north

Dudley: It's our duty to upload the law
And I know when to lend a paw
I can't do it alone but with you on my side
There is just no place for evil to hide

Kitty: We're gonna get back what was lost
At no matter any cost
But I want to be there with you
That makes me an agent so true

Both: In the name of TUFF
The name of TUFF

Dudley: Highfive
(Kitty slaps him)

*end song*

They were at the harbor looking for Snaptrap. They checked all the warehouses for him.
"And at spooky warehouse number nine, there's still no sign of him," said Dudley.
"Quiet, Dudley. Don't give us away," said Kitty. She moved stealthily.
"A jumpsuit like yours. That's all I'm asking," Dudley added.
"Shut up!" said Kitty.
Then a cage fell on them.
"The old cage falling on the heroes bit. Doesn't that ever get old?" Dudley wondered.
Then the lights went out and they were tied up with cheese on their heads when they came back on.
"You did it again," Kitty blamed.
"Well, we were bound to get trapped again," said Dudley.
"It's good to see you two to join the party. And if you're wondering why you can't see anything, it's because you got cheese

on your head. And I'm not gonna eat it, because you know I'm allergic to cheese. Thankfully though, it's not for me," said

Snaptrap. This is where he started his song.

Song: This Is How We Will End It
Genre: Heavy Metal
Montage: Snaptrap has Dudley and Kitty trapped and talks about their doom.

Lyrics

Snaptrap: I have you both tied up to a chair
You're blinded by some diary wear
The cheese will be for the rats
They'll eat it off your face in no time flat
This is how we will end it
Kruger Rat: So quit acting dumb
Snaptrap: This is how we will end it
Kruger Rat: Your judgment has come

Kitty: It was not the best time for us to get caught
Your first assignment has left us to rot
Dudley: I didn't get the gist of his plan
I'll see if Snaptrap can run by it again

Snaptrap: Time to send out the rat pack
Full moon up
My rat army...
ATTACK!
This is how we will end it
Kruger Rat: So quit acting dumb
Snaptrap: This is how we will end it
Kruger Rat: Your judgment has come

Kitty: Come on, Dudley. Sniff them out for defense. It's for training!
Dudley: Right. I'm not complaining. (sniffing) Scratch six o'clock low!
Kitty: Hiya!
Dudley: Split kick at ten and two!
Kitty: Yah!
Dudley: And now this!
(cheese trick from the first episode with the rats nibbling the cheese covered ropes off)
Dudley: Quiche Lorraine! I said it from my noodle
Why? Because I'm part French poodle

Snaptrap: You may have fended off my men
But there's still a chance I'll win
So you two are still doomed from the start
You should notify your next of kin
This is still how we'll end it
Kruger Rat: No more acting dumb
Snaptrap: This is still how we'll end it
Kruger Rat: We still got judgment to come
(Dudley presses the cat walk open button and traps Snaptrap)
Snaptrap: I shall now...PLOT MY REVENGE!

*end song*

Kitty took the Kruger Rat and stopped making it shine from the moon.
"I feel so...funky," said one of the rats. "Funky enough to make me want to move to the beat that is!'
He then started dancing out of the scene.
"While I'm trapped in this cage, I'll see if I can install a jacuzzi. As small as it is, it's not so bad once you get used to

it," said Snaptrap.
"You do that, Snaptrap. You do that," said Dudley.

The Petropolis museum was happy to have the Kruger Rat back.
"It is with great honor to welcome back the Kruger Rat to the local museum. And we know now that forever it will remain

untouched by the hands of evil. And our brave heroes continue to patrol the streets of Petropolis, keeping our city safe,"

said the Chief.
Dudley and Kitty were driving on the streets patrolling the city. Dudley was wearing his old cape.
"I'll settle for the cape," he said.
"Well, Dudley, we'd better get back to training," said Kitty.
Dudley then saw a familiar button.
"Ooh! What does this button do?" he asked.
"Don't. You know what happened last time," Kitty warned him.
"I gotta. It's part of the familiarity. So, if I gotta press it, I gotta press it," Dudley replied.
"Okay, TUFF Puppy, let 'er rip," Kitty responded.
Dudley then pressed the eject button and yelled as he took off,
"CAPE STILL NOT WORKING!"
Kitty saw him fly by and said,
"Ah, the good old days."
Then Dudley crashed into the TUFF mobile.
"Okay, not so good," Kitty added.
"I'm okay," said Dudley.
They got out of the wrecked TUFF mobile.
"Well, Kitty, that wraps up this mission for the greatest agents in the world," said Dudley.
"Yeah. We're not just agents, we're TUFF agents!" said Kitty.
This started the last song of the episode.

Song: We're TUFF Agents
Genre: Pop Rock
Montage: All the characters get together with the success of the musical portion of the first episode of the show. Kitty and

Dudley play guitar.

Lyrics

Dudley: That does it for the show
That's all the time we got today

Kitty: If you're even in trouble
Just remember TUFF will be on the way

Both: We'll bring the justice to your town
And make it a crime free place
Because we're more than just upholders
Of peace for every race

We're TUFF Agents
Dudley: I'm Dudley Puppy
Kitty: I'm Kitty Katswell
Both: And you can be an agent too
Dudley: Protect the planet
Kitty: Defeat some villains
Both: Fight for the red, white, and blue

Dudley: And what does TUFF stand for?
Kitty: The Turbo Undercover Fighting Force!
Snaptrap: How about DOOM? Huh?
Dudley: Get off the stage!
(Dudley chases Snaptrap off)
Dudley: Sorry about that, Kitty.
Kitty: All forgiven. Now come on, let's finish it!

Both: We're TUFF Agents
Dudley: I'm a canine
Kitty: And I'm a feline
Both: But we still know how to get along
Dudley: Differences settled
Kitty: Friends till the end
And together there is no way we can do any wrong

We're TUFF Agents.

*end song*

And everyone made their big "Yeah!" pose altogether to indicate the end of this musical adventure.

THE END

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